by Laurent Glatz – for Athletic Carnivore
Not All Plants Are Created Equal
The real question isn’t which plants are “good.” The real question is which ones cost the body the least for the smallest claimed benefit. Biologically speaking, plants always pose the same fundamental problem: relatively low bioavailability of many nutrients, presence of antinutrients, sometimes irritating fibers, and chemical defenses unique to the plant kingdom.
So yes, some plants are less aggressive than others. But this ranking is not a plea for plants. It’s a hierarchy of potential damage, established according to four simple criteria: antinutrient load, density of irritating fibers, actual bioavailability, and the likelihood of triggering digestive, inflammatory, or metabolic discomfort.
10. Well-Tolerated Mushrooms
Botanically, mushrooms aren’t plants, but in dietary terms, they often fall into this practical category. Their appeal lies in a low carbohydrate load and generally lower oxalate content than the worst leafy plants. Their limitation is their structure, variable digestibility, and their potential to irritate sensitive intestinal systems. They’re not an essential food. They’re simply often less problematic than many traditional plants.
9. Peeled Cucumber
High in water, low in calories, low fermentable load if tolerance is good, and generally low aggressiveness when peeled and deseeded. Its nutritional value is modest, but precisely its almost “empty” character can be an advantage in this ranking: it provides little but often irritates less than a vegetable rich in insoluble fibers or stronger defensive compounds.
8. Peeled and Well-Cooked Zucchini
It remains modest in antinutritional load compared to plants dense in oxalates or lectins. Well cooked, it’s often better tolerated than cruciferous vegetables and much more accepted than tough leaves or seeds. Its weakness is also its definition: low in truly decisive nutritional density, high in water, and often overestimated in terms of actual benefit.
7. The Tenderest Lettuces
Very tender salads, like butter lettuce or young romaine, are often less problematic than more bitter, fibrous, or defense-compound-rich leaves. Their main interest isn’t nutritional richness, which remains limited, but their relative mechanical neutrality when fresh and well tolerated. Once you move to tougher, more bitter, or darker green leaves, the load of plant defenses tends to increase.
6. Fresh Herbs in Small Quantities
Parsley, chives, coriander, or basil aren’t volume foods. And that’s precisely what saves them. In small amounts, they can add flavor with low exposure to fibers and total antinutrients. The key point is the dose. A small culinary touch doesn’t have the same biological impact as a large plate of plants meant to be the meal’s base.
5. Well-Tolerated Fermented Cabbage
Raw cabbage can be irritating, fibrous, fermentable, and difficult for many intestines. Fermentation partially changes its profile. It can reduce some problematic load and improve tolerance for some. But let’s be clear: this doesn’t turn a plant into an optimal food. It simply makes the product sometimes less aggressive, provided the person tolerates histamine, fermentation, and acidity.
4. Olives
They hold a special place. They don’t shine with extraordinary protein or mineral density, but they’re often better tolerated than many other plants and fit more easily into a low-carb diet. Their problem isn’t so much fiber as processing, brine, product quality, and, for some, digestive sensitivity. Despite this, in a “less worse” logic, they clearly rank higher.
3. Avocado
Often better accepted than most plants because it’s fattier, less sugary, and mechanically less aggressive than fibrous vegetables or grains. It provides little truly useful protein but often avoids glycemic spikes and remains relatively simple metabolically. Its weak point is occasional digestive intolerance, especially in those sensitive to fermentable fibers. But overall, it remains among the least offensive plants.
2. Fruit-Vegetables Very Low in Defensive Load, Well Cooked and Prepared
Here we mainly mean simple preparations, low in fiber, bitterness, and concentration, consumed in small amounts, with skin removed and appropriate cooking. Their advantage isn’t being “rich.” Their advantage is being relatively non-aggressive when all factors increasing mechanical and chemical irritation are minimized. This is a compromise category: not essential, not miraculous, but often less harmful than grains, legumes, nuts, seeds, and oxalate-rich leaves.
1. The Least Harmful Plant Is the One Used in Minimal Quantity
This is the point many refuse to see. The best plant, in this logic, isn’t the one that promises the most. It’s the one used the least, causing the least damage, when it fulfills a specific role of flavor, texture, or dietary transition. Because as soon as a plant becomes a large part of the plate, you almost always increase fiber, chemical defenses, antinutrients, and irritating compounds in parallel. So the problem isn’t just the plant’s identity. The problem is its quantitative place in the diet.
Relative Tolerance Does Not Equal Biological Virtue
The great modern nutritional lie is confusing relative tolerance with biological virtue. That a plant is “less worse” doesn’t mean it’s necessary, optimal, or superior nutritionally. It only means it often causes less friction than the worst offenders: whole grains, legumes, nuts, oxalate-rich leaves, aggressive crucifers, bitter plants, or processed plant foods sold as healthy.
The discerning reader should therefore reframe the question. Not “Which plant is good for me?” but “Which one disrupts my digestion, inflammation, and nutrient availability the least for a benefit often overestimated?” From there, an intelligent hierarchy begins.
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